Since September, the couple has been posting updates including health status, ultrasound pictures, and video. The main feature though is the poll at the top of the page asking “Should We Give Birth or Have an Abortion?” As of now, “Give Birth” has 46.51% of the vote and “Have an Abortion” has 53.49%.

Pete and Alisha, you trolling…she’s a terrible. It’s probably one of the most poorly executed hoaxes I’ve seen in a while. The premise itself isn’t bad and with a competent writer could have been a great satirical commentary, but alas, it was not.

How they blew it:

• poor planning- domain name was purchased 2 months prior to “pregnancy” and the storyline in general looks like they slapped it together one day on a whiskey-fueled, church picnic for funsies
• terrible writing/storytelling- they never get into character, the stuff they say is completely unbelievable, it lacks subtlety
• reaction to commentary- the tactless way they responded to comments and criticism made it painfully obvious they have a hidden agenda. Their trolling talent matches that of conservative assmop, James O’Keefe. Trolling ain’t easy, it requires subtlety and finesse. You can’t dress like a clown and expect to be taken seriously
• Google AdSense- all ads are of the pro-life persuasion
• Baby Wiggles nickname- sounds like a child’s doll. “Hey kids, here comes Special Needs Baby Wiggles!” 

All in all, I give this effort ½ trollz out of 4. Troll harder next time.

Twitter- BirthOrNot_

7 Reasons BirthorNot.com is Fake

source: Village Voice Blogs

And married her too? David Bruce McMahan AKA D. Bruce McMahan AKA David B. McMahan had an incestuous relationship with his daughter, then tried to cover it up with his hedge-fund money? That is just awful. That’s right an awful, awful good story to read. Tell your friends!

Village Voice: Memo to Bruce McMahan, Daughter-Seducer

Reddit: rich guy has an affair with daughter. gets called out.

A Haunted House Clause wouldn’t be enforceable only because we can’t defined “haunted,” but yeah, talk to a cheap lawyer, and tell them to put the following language immediately after the distribution paragraph in your will:

“Notwithstanding, my executor shall not make any distributions of my estate to any of the above-named beneficiaries without each respective beneficiary spending a period of twelve (12) consecutive hours, beginning no earlier than 5:00pm of the time zone where present, and no later than 7:00pm of the same time zone, in an abandoned amusement park, mental hospital, prison, or house, known, or reasonably believed to be haunted or otherwise susceptible to the presence of ghosts, ghouls, goblins, spirits, phantasms, or other metaphysical or supernatural beings. Note that the presence of these beings shall be, in the fair and reasonable discretion of the executor, confrontational, haunting, or otherwise aggressive. The executor and any and all representatives of the estate claim no liability or responsibility for the mental, emotional, or physical safety of such beneficiary. And upon such twelve-hour time period as mentioned above lapsing, the executor shall, without delay, distribute that beneficiaries share of the estate.”